Feeling Ridge (ridge, aye):

========== By Christian McKay 

and not ridge forrester from the bold and the beautfiful, though i bet you ladies wouldnt mind a feel of him eh!)



(to the song feeling good - use the Muse version for a singalong - except the roaches part, i got carried away with that)





Turds in the sky, you know how i feel

exploding sh!tter you know how i feel

New couple, breaking up, you know how i feel

Its just nova dawn, and scienceboy,'n two empty rooms

In Riiiiiddgee.



(last weeks)Dinner in the Friiiidge, you know how i feel.

Old milk in the Friiiidge , you know how i feel

(yellow) Brocolli in the friiiiidge, you know how i feel

Theres some old fruit, some old beer, and some of zoes stuff

(still) In the Fridge



(slow bit)



Scienceboy's having an affair with someone at 21, dont you know

Which means Novas lost a 10 buck bet, to both me and janelle

Cough it up... or give it to Si - when the day is done

for the phone bills, the gas bills and the leccy bills

at Riii--hiiiii-hiiiiiiiidddggee



(or an alternative slow verse)



barbeques out in the sun, you know how i feel, dont you know

bbqs are all full of turds, from the exploding john

crank up the Webber, when the day is done

get some burgers from cho-les and some charcoal

from Corinthiaaaaaa -aaaa -aaa -aaanss



Roach on the Walls, you know how i feel

Roach on the Floor, you know how I feel

Roach on the Window you know how i feel

Roach in the sink, you know what i mean

Roach under the fridge, your an illusive little bugger

Roach in my coffee, you've just been scalded and now you are gonna have your head bitten off

Roach in the dvd player, i'm trying to watch that you li'll f**ker!!

Roach in the vacuum, looks like you are collonising that aswell doesnt it

Roach in the cask o' red - OH FOR CHRISTS SAKE, GET OUT!!!

Roach on the balcony, at least you have the decency to stay outside

Roach by the mirror, your too self absorbed to care what i feel

Roach in the wall cavity, out!!! c'mon stop dicking around and get out

Roaches resililliant to the cold, why I OUGHT A!!!!! (shake fist)

etc



(on with verse)



Loose brick in the kitchen, leads through to next door.

Must put a blow up s£x-doll, onto their floor

Is the outline of Daaaan, Still on the sofa?

Its an old house. its a cold house its a coool house

In Surry Hills (du du du du du da dahh!)

and its Ridge Street