Amsterdam again

Yesterday was queens day. Queensday is nuts. The entire population of Holland, and i suspect some of the other surrounding nations, packs into amsterdam and her canals and gets drunk.
And all the locals come up with insane ways to amuse people.
Emma and i raced bugs, banged nails into blocks of wood, watched as people threw eggs at each other, posed as lesbians to get in a magazine (just emma and her mate gabriel, that one), got more drunk, watched 2 year old elvis impersonators, human poker machines and russian brittany spears impersonators.
**Nuts...**